Just Read the First Half

Dude. If you haven't checked out the Bloggy Giveaways site, get your cute little tushie over there, pronto, and enter a few drawings. Gems, I tell ya. Gems.

There's something for everyone. In fact, it's more like there's somethingS for everyone. If I had more time and less guilt, I'd have entered about 435 of the 866 that are currently listed. Sadly, due to the guilt, and the fact that I'm responsible for the health and well being of two little boys and one marriage, I can't spend my day posting comments and entering giveaways. Don't Cry For Me, Bloggies, I'll be okay. I've managed to enter a few. And, really, there are only so many free kids Yogurt coupons or Custom Fruit Roll-Ups a girl can use, ya know?

Anyhoo, there's lots to be found...jewelry, gift cards, clothes, shoes, vacuum cleaners, toaster ovens, books, baby loot, candles and beauty products are some of the non-edible goodies to be tempted by. AWESOME. Right? I know. You're welcome.

On to other adventures. Or mis-adventures, as the case may be. I'm officially Twitter'd. Don't worry, mom, it means nothing to you. And it doesn't mean anything bad.

Zach continues the army crawl. It's thoroughly entertaining to watch and a little painful. It takes MOUNTAINS of effort to move a foot, but by golly he does it. And he's tickled pink by it, too.

This totally cracked me up.

If I eat bell pepper slices w/Lite Sour Cream Ranch Dip & a Lean Cuisine for lunch is the good negated by the fact that I have a smallish plate of nachos as a snack later? Don't answer that. And don't get on me about the amount of sodium in the Lean Cuisine. What-Ev.

Have you ever asked a question about something and then been roped/duped/snookered into being a major player in it? As is...when's the next Bingo night? And the response is "OMG, I've totally been thinking about that and I think we should have it here, spend this, get this and we can split the cost....sound good?" Uh...No. I need to buy diapers and FOOD for my FAMILY. And I don't play bingo. Was that cryptic enough? Thought so.

I started to crochet Zach another blanket. At the rate I'm going I'll be done with it by the time he's 12. JUST when a boy needs a soft blanket his mommy made him, no?

You would think Blogger spell check would recognize "OMG" as a word by now.

I suppose I should go do something productive now. Does watching Tyler Florence count? MMmmmm...