February 20, 2008

A Photo Retrospective Of The Past Two Years Of My Life

The Kitchen Re-Model*






(That should say trip to Memphis. I'm a dufus)


These were all taken in the past week...

My purdy new tile

*If you're like WTF? The water leaking out of my house was a burst hot water pipe in my slab foundation. The best way to fix it was to re-run the water to the house via the attic. Therefore, we had to rip out the cabinets to get the pipes down the wall. Therefore, we decided to take the bull by the horns and replace the entire kitchen. Therefore, we had our heads up our ass and it's taken us TWO years and we're still not done. Therefore, it's driving me crazy. Therefore, I called a tile guy to FINALLY lay my floor. Oh, and we still don't have hot water to the boys bathroom or to the washing machine. So, if you come to stay with us, you're forced to use our shower and I've been using Tide Cold Water forEVER.

If you're still like What the F*ck is she talking about, just read this.

7 comments:

Z said...

No comments on the tile - just on how ADORABLE your son is!!! :)

Quart said...

If you googled "therefore" it would take you to this blog.

Oh, and I completely forgot about the beer bong! That is an AWESOME picture. It'll look good on his frat house wall when he's doing it with actual beer.

HRH said...

Maybe if you brought your Memphis party to your kitchen, you would feel better?

The picture tour was fun and what is with the fancy lettering ON the picture? I have tried and given up so I am now calling on you for tech support.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

I would be totally freaking out about the no hot water. I'm just like that.

jennifer h said...

I feel your pain. Sounds like you could use the beer bong more than the boy, though (he's pretty darn cute).

Good luck with the flooring. And the headache.

Lulu said...

Don't worry about the tile/wood floor issue. You might have just started the latest trend. Write up a story and send it to a design magazine with a picture. If anything, you'll end up in the "how to improvise" category. And you'll be semi-famous.

Pink Lemonade said...

love the beer bong picture!!!! that one is hilarious!