Ghirl! No, that's not right. It's a Gurl! No, not that either...Um...how's it spelled again? Oh, GIRL!
My sister is having a GIRL! A what? A girl! Apparently they're what you can have that's not a boy and doesn't come equipped with a penis. Who knew?! I think you buy them pink, purple and flowery clothes. And you have to WIPE them a certain way, to avoid all their GIRLY parts. We've got a lot to learn. A. LOT. TO. LEARN.
BUT WE'RE VERY EXCITED!!!!