December 30, 2007

Help Wanted

Family of Four seeking a home health aid/nanny. Three of the four members are suffering from some sort of severe gastrointestinal illness, and the youngest has a hacking cough. Food poisoning is the suspected culprit of the gastrointestinal ills, as the mother's birthday was yesterday and they went out to lunch and dinner. If you wish to apply you must be one crazy SOB please call 1-800-Sickies


grandmaother said...

Is there vacation pay and retirement?

HRH said...

OOOOOO. So sorry about that. And on the birthday week--ick. That is so unfair. Good luck getting that position filled--haha.